Junior yoga registration fee, what is the funniest show of wealth you have ever met?
What's the funniest show of wealth you've ever met?
I've done it myself.
Once, I drove a pickup truck to the city to sell ginger. I couldn't help urinating when I got to the center of the city. Then I found a parking space in front of Chow Tai Fook Jewelry Store. After parking the car, I went to the toilet.
When I came out after going to the bathroom, I saw the salesperson in Zhou Dasheng's jewelry store serving tea and drinks to every guest. I happened to feel a little thirsty and had no idea.
So I put my hands behind my back and swaggered into Zhou Dasheng's jewelry store.
Maybe it's because the clothes I wear are not famous brands, more muddy and a little dirty, and these salespeople actually look at me with a look of disgust, let alone bring me tea and water.
However, I didn't mind. I took out my cell phone and pretended to make a phone call: Hello, Boss Liu, yes, I pulled more than a thousand jin of Panax notoginseng today, what, you give me 1 million? I'm afraid not. I have 15 heads. You know how to do it. You should know that I need at least 1.5 million here. You want me to send it to you tomorrow. If not, we have nothing to talk about. What? You want it? OK, Boss Liu is just straightforward. I'll send it to you tomorrow. What, you're buying me dinner? I'm afraid not today. I'm going to buy some necklaces for my wife at Chow Tai Fook jewelry store. All right, all right...
Panax notoginseng is a kind of traditional Chinese medicine here, which is very expensive and can be sold for 600 yuan per catty. In this city, the rich are basically the bosses of Panax notoginseng.
I pretended to hang up the phone and put the phone in my trouser bag, and then I suddenly found that the saleswomen stood in front of me one by one with tea and respectfully said, "Boss, this way, it's not too late to have a cup of tea and then look at the necklace."
So I drank Longjing tea for more than ten minutes and then pretended to look at the necklace and found a reason.
These salespeople watched me leave, talking about the topic that I should not have been disliked in the first place, or else I would not have lost such a big client.
After I got on the bus, I was laughed and cried by my acting skills.
My little sister-in-law, of course! When it comes to her, I find it hard to be ashamed to open my mouth. The little sister-in-law's way of showing off her wealth to others is too direct and explicit. When I heard it, I felt very embarrassed, but I thought it was very cute and funny!
My handsome little brother is honored to find a rich girl. However, the most important thing is that they are personally in love with each other, know each other and get to know each other. In this way, the rich girl unexpectedly became my little sister-in-law.
To tell you the truth, my little sister-in-law is very beautiful, her facial features are exquisite, her figure is beautiful and long, and she is also very knowledgeable and courteous in dealing with people, but her skin is a little unsatisfactory and a little dark. Maybe it has something to do with their heredity. Their parents' skin is like this, and their natural skin is a little dark.
Once, when the little brother first began to fall in love with his sister-in-law, the little brother brought her to my house. The neighbor saw her and teased my little brother and said, "Wen Zhao (my little brother's name), this is the rich girl you are looking for. Why is it so dark?"
Before my little brother opened his mouth, my little sister-in-law was the funniest to show off her wealth. She said, "Auntie, I just grow black. How can I grow black?" I look black because my parents made me beautiful, but after it was fried, it was scorched, so it was black. I am capital, and I am very characteristic! " All of a sudden, this proper and funniest way to show off wealth will suddenly resolve the awkward situation!
This is the funniest show of wealth I've ever seen. She's so flamboyant!
Although such a show of wealth, speaking a little too direct, but she said it is very honest, very festive and funny, and this self-mockery and embarrassment are very good!
In addition, I think the funniest way to show off wealth like my little sister-in-law is unique and unique. It also shows that she knows a lot about "parents who feel the skin of the body!" Being black is nothing. It's all the most precious gift her parents have given her.
Therefore, we should know how to cherish the natural body given to us by our parents. In fact, this kind of beauty is the real "natural beauty incomparable!"