Yoga pose, anti-table pose, is there a copy of your moments that is both sand-carved and funny?
Do you have that kind of copy in moments that is both sand sculpture and funny?
1. I'm ugly. I'll sleep first!
two。 The exam is coming soon, and the humiliating time is coming soon. I'm so happy!
3. Let's be each other's angels, I'll be God, you be shi!
4.。 If you miss me, invite me to dinner. It's nothing to let me sneeze.
5. If you don't laugh at your bad luck, you will be a big thief with a smile!
6. What if I get old? those square dances look so difficult!
7. I want to travel with my boyfriend next week. Which one of your boyfriends is better to recommend?
8. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you want to have enough food and clothing? Do you want to make a living? Why don't you stay with me and think about it together.
9. Don't yell at me, I'm afraid of dogs!
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1. I'm out of order! I finally started wearing two.
2. Be unwilling to be born, but dare not die.
3. Love is not my whole life, part-time job is.
4. at the same age as a girl, you have grown into a succulent plant, you have to remember that you are a fairy, you drink dew, so you can't eat any more.
5. Life is like a dream. I can't sleep.
6. Girls will have a princess dream when they are young. I hope that in the future, I will be accompanied by a prince. I didn't expect to find that it was not the prince but Boss Wang who accompanied me when I grew up.
7. My life could have been smoother if I hadn't been dragged by this fat body.
8. I went to the bathroom to take a bath yesterday. As soon as I went in, I saw a three-or four-year-old girl crying at the top of her voice. People around her are talking about her mother: "just give her what she wants." You see, if you cry the baby like this, don't be so cruel. " As a result, her mother said, "she has to let her father come in and wash together." Do you agree? If you agree, I'll let the father of my child come in! "
9. Don't yell at me. I'm afraid of dogs.
10. I've been single for a long time, not to mention screwing the bottle cap, I can unscrew the fire hydrant.
11. like other princesses, knights come to see me every day with different food. the only difference is that my knights charge a distribution fee.
12. once I went to a new restaurant with a friend. Suddenly I was in a hurry. I asked the waiter where the toilet was. The waiter said very sorry, "Sorry, our toilet hasn't been built yet. You can go to the charge toilet opposite. They know us. All you have to do is say to the janitor that I'm here to eat." It's free. "your sister. Eat. Rice.
13. I don't think so when one or two people say I'm ugly, but when more and more people say I'm ugly, I know the seriousness of the matter: there are more and more liars now.
14. You are so beautiful, first of all, thank your parents, if they did not give you a pair of skillful hands, you can make yourself so beautiful!
15. My mother looked at my relatives' beautiful daughter and said to me, "his face looks like it has been made, and your face looks like he has sat on it."
16. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you want to have enough food and clothing? Do you want to make a living? Why don't you stay with me and we both think about it together.
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1. Online love was cheated 15 yuan, from then on closed heart no longer love.
two。 Ugliness is nothing compared to the disadvantage of being poor.
3. Wake up! Singles Day is to remind you of ugliness, Singles Day is to remind you that you are poor.
4. Eight words to describe my current state: fat to concentrate, poor to peace of mind.
5. I have to be thin.
Women in the people's Republic must not bow their heads like fat.
6. I'll come to earth.
I wanted to dominate the world, but how to prevent and control the epidemic.
Stab me wherever you go.
7. Come on! Beat the workers, the Spring Festival will be next week!
8. As long as the temperament is in place, it will be the top match everywhere.
9. Other girls have a good character, good appearance and good temper!
I have a good appetite!
10. At our age, it's impossible to receive it in the middle of the night.
"I love you" is all about "do you drink?"
11. Even if you live with chicken feathers, you still want cocoa sex.
twelve。 I'm only in my 20s. What's wrong with shopping? Am I supposed to dress up for my grandson when I get old?
13. The best I can do
Just lie still.
14. When I woke up, I suddenly missed my former PE teacher.
Because the teacher's slogan is: to earn money, to earn from the left, to earn from the right, to earn a lot of money, and to earn 1.2 billion or 200 million interest.
15. When you are happy in your life, have fun and show off day after day.
Keep it simple, be confused, be happy.
16. Fat in a bad mood, hungry in a bad temper, poor in a bad state of mind. I'm not good anywhere.
17. All the other girls want to act coquettish. I just want to fight you.
18. What do you mean to die?
Be angry to death 10000 times a day, but still don't resign.
19. The most direct and effective way to lose weight
When I'm hungry, I drink water and get greedy.
21. I really want to make money, so I choose to go to work, but I don't seem to make any money even though I go to work. It's so annoying.
22. I was poisoned. The doctor said I needed heat-clearing and detoxification.
23. It is said that women are made of water. They should be gentle and should not lose their temper.
In fact, I am also made of water, but the composition is different. I am Sprite. I can only hold it, not shake it.
24. People change, like me.
Once wanted to get rich, but now it's different.
Now I just want to get rid of poverty.
25. Every time I talk to you, it's either "um" or "oh". Do you think I know these two words [thinking]
twenty-six。 It is also salted fish, why do you stick to the pot when others can turn over?
twenty-seven。 Grandma has legs, has an ID card, no identity, a bank card, no money, a driver's license, no car, a cell phone, no one to talk to.
What else do you want it to do? throw him a turtle sun!
twenty-eight。 Men don't draw pancakes anymore.
Have been upgraded to slip the bun, which means
When it gets cold and hot, it gets hot again.
twenty-nine。 Can you steal your boyfriend's money and take me to drink milk tea?
thirty。 Not thin, not tall, not beautiful, very ordinary and stubborn.
thirty。 I don't want to be a man. I want to be a bomb.
Take it easy and take it easy. If you are unhappy, blow it up.
By the way, take a large piece of... Human beings
thirty-one。 I don't have a big wish. I just hope that I can make money even if I lie down.
thirty-two。 Don't worry! Not only are you single this year,
You'll be single next year, and you'll be single every year.
thirty-three。 Whenever I have enough to eat and drink and have nothing to do
I always think of the serious thing of losing weight
thirty-four。 Cooled down.
If the clothes are old, they are not terrible, but they are afraid that the old ones will not fit.
thirty-five。 When you get old, keeping warm is fashion.
thirty-six。 The weather is cold when it is cold.
I don't care if I have the money to buy cotton-padded pants.
I'm a fairy! Pictures like to take their own, like squeak!
There is treasure on the home page, you can go shopping!
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The copy of the moments that is both sand sculpture and funny:
1. I found that the words' forget to eat and sleep'. Apart, each of them fits me very well. together, it has nothing to do with me.
2. The wish I made last year was that there would be a lot of money this year, and it was almost the end of the year.
3. A girl should do a little bad thing, and then God will send you a boy when he is angry.
4. Women generally live longer than men, in the final analysis, there is only one reason: women do not need to live with women!
5. "I miss my childhood when I reached out my hand to get the money. Now I can't. I have to kneel on the road and reach out my hand."
6. Now I like to guess all kinds of platforms, this one and that one. I don't know what I like for free for such a long time.
7. There was no Xiao Ming in high school math, and I knew that fool would not be admitted to high school.
8. when they are passionately in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous life; after marriage, couples often suspect what iniquity they have done in their previous life.
9. I was baffled by a math problem, so I told the problem to the sky. After all, man is not as good as heaven.
I met an old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to live so poorly that he only put a coin in my bowl.
11. They said that when they hit on a girl, they just need to park their car in front of the bar. I tried it, but someone swept the code and rode away.
12. The only thing I can play with in this life is toilet paper.
13. Eat more beef hot pot, or there is no point in reincarnation for those who promised to repay you in their previous life.
14. Life smoothed my edges, specifically with a hammer, a saw, a file, and sandpaper.
15, fall in love with cooking, like the kind of careful preparation, careful deployment, fried and stewed to make a piece of shit feeling, just like my life.
Some people review like Confucius to learn the new, some people review like a woman to mend the sky, and I review like Columbus discovered the new world.
17. When I went through the security check, the metal detector kept buzzing on me, and it turned out that it had detected my iron will.
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1. Don't ask me why I don't fall in love anymore. Why don't you go to Tsinghua University? is it because you don't want to?
two。 If you look at the picture, you say you like me. I also have reason to doubt you. What I like is my level of picture revision.
3. Everyone is a princess, why do you have to be sick?
4. Can you lend me 100 yuan? it's not that I don't. I mainly want to use yours.
5. The one who was in a bad mood to play the king, played two games and found that he was just in a good mood.
Yes
6. When you hit Arena of Valor, you must remember that when the stars fall, you can do it again.
Fight, reputation points can be restored, people do not scold may never be met again
7. If you have a problem with me, you can call me. If you don't have my number, you don't deserve to have a problem with me.
8. If there's something you don't like about me, please help yourself.
Get over it.
9. Others empty the shopping cart by buying, I empty the shopping cart by deleting
10. My money doesn't come from the gale, but it looks like it's blown away.
11. I owe my appearance to my parents, who gave me this nonsense mouth.
twelve。 Good morning, friends, or not, whatever you want.
13. The gold is always spent by me.
14. Hair is everywhere except that there is no hair on the head
15. So annoying, suddenly found that it is useless to look good, the wind will still be cold when the wind blows.