How do yoga teachers write, what are the classic quotes of your class teacher?
What classic quotes do your class teacher have?
Oh, our old class.
The first sentence: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital. (Every time the babies in our class heard it, they would silently roll their eyes as big as fried chicken, and they would all roll their eyes to the top of their heads)
Second sentence: I heard you talking from the office! Our class is the noisiest on the whole floor! (Hehehe, Old Ban, so you have good hearing.)
Third sentence: since you don't raise your hands, I'll call the roll. (Whenever the old class said this sentence, we would silently lower our heads and let the old class try not to see us.)
The fourth sentence: Look, this is another sub-question, this sub-question will be wrong, you ah you! (Cut! This is a free sub-question, that is a free sub-question, how many free sub-questions!)
Fifth sentence: Come on, I'll take you two more minutes. (Two minutes each time, and we ended up missing seven minutes of our break!)
You are the worst class of students I have ever taught! (Then the old class will say how good we are in front of the younger students.)
Well, finally, on behalf of all the students, I wish the "hard-working gardeners" good health and good luck forever!
Do students, class to do a little action, always afraid of being discovered by the teacher, more afraid of being reminded and criticized by the teacher on the spot. After graduation, recall that time on campus, miss the teachers who taught me, and those years teachers often mentioned in class quotations.
Today, Xiaobian found a lot of emoticons from the Internet, and together with you to relive those moments that make you laugh.
A moment of discipline
When encountering a class with poor discipline, these words might have to be said several times in each class. Of course, if it was the class teacher, cough cough, they might all become a mantra:
Time to close homework
Encounter playful students, every time urge homework is very helpless, he does not write when the teacher is also difficult ah, can only use the student parents this trick:
Time for serious lectures
Staring at the teacher in class,"What are you looking at me for? Is there a word on my face?" Staring at the book in class,"Why are you looking down? Is there an answer in the book? Keep your head up!" Staring at the blackboard in class,"Why are you staring at the blackboard? Reading!"
Time for examination
Every time I met a class that was about to give an examination paper, it would drag on for a few minutes before the class ended. After hearing the bell, the students 'eyes lit up, but the teacher suddenly slowed down.
Roll call, question time.
There is a phenomenon that in a class, the quietest moment in the classroom must be the moment when the teacher calls the roll to answer the question. All the students put away their little movements and lowered their heads in unison:
Class/self-study time
For teachers, especially class teachers, to keep an eye on the students 'movements, the back window of the classroom door is an excellent position:
Most of the time, in order to emphasize discipline, teachers use these two sentences, which are super golden sentences and never out of date:
High school teacher mantra
In the face of high school hard study life, teachers 'words, can be said to students, like a beacon:
In fact, when we were in school, we sincerely thanked teachers for reminding us in time and urging us to study, because when you graduated and went to society, few people beat your lazy thoughts from time to time and corrected your mistakes in time.
Teachers not only spread our knowledge, but also educate us as a person, thank teachers for everything we pay, I wish all the teachers in the world good health, family happiness, smooth work, all the best.
All from my former homeroom teacher, a male English teacher.
1, so-and-so this person, the surface looks very sunny, but in fact very dirty inside.
2, look at a class of girls, how sunny, usually do not talk to boys!
3. Those classmates in front of us quarreled as soon as class ended. They were shameless!
4. Our teacher gets so little money a month. Why does he care so much about you? How much money, how many things!
5. What is a general student doing in the dormitory? Next time I go, it's Zongsang. (Zongsang, our town's unique dialect means "beast")
6. Some of you who don't want to study, all go to liberal arts, don't stay in my class. Although he teaches English, he teaches science classes.
7, so-and-so, why don't you do morning exercises? If you don't even want to do morning exercises, what's the point of living?
8 What do you eat between classes? The more you eat, the dumber your brain gets.
9. Can you play basketball every day and enter the NBA? What are you fighting for?
10, you have a holiday these days. Don't do your homework all day long. It's necessary to leave a small half day for rest.
11 I don't want you to read. But if you can't even read, what else can you do? (How thoughtful!)
12, Lu Xun? Lu Xun is a stinky hooligan.
13, boarding students too late to brush their teeth in the morning, brush at night, do not brush in the morning. (I can't help but wonder about his lifestyle...)
14, you actually draft in English? There will be retribution!
Onion means onion in English and it can also be a person's name, that basketball player O'Neal is that his name? (We all fainted, O'Neill lay shot)
Now I read senior, soon graduated, think of that time, like a lifetime apart.
1. Why don't you guys talk first? I'll talk when you've had enough.
2.You guys go ahead, I'll talk after you guys finish. Go ahead, why don't you say it? Isn't it pretty good at talking?
3. Fight, come on, you guys fight, I've already finished eating, anyway I don't care, when you guys finish fighting, when will we finish class
4. No? Not bringing means not writing (when a classmate doesn't hand in homework)
5. The PE teacher is sick. Let's have math this time.(mdzz, the PE teacher exercises every day and gets sick every day. Are you kidding me? I just saw him playing chess with the old doorman.)
6. We'll delay you for a minute. Those of you who have to go to the toilet, please bear with me. (One minute, that's obviously nine minutes, okay, leave one minute for class, wait until you come back from the toilet and wait for you to be late)
7. I'm just gonna talk for two minutes.
I'm just gonna talk for five minutes.
8. This is another bonus question (teacher, I didn't learn well, this is death for me, okay)
9. This question, ah, A is wrong at a glance, B is even more impossible, C is wrong, so I can only choose D, OK, next question (ah, what?)
10. Does your grade have anything to do with me? You learn or not learn, my salary will not be a penny less.
11. Several teachers complained to me that our class had poor discipline.
12. Our class is the loudest in the whole corridor
13. Our class is a family, whoever f * cking falls in love is incest. (Okay, teacher, then I'll go find Cuihua in the next class. We're all family. Remember to follow the gift.)
14. You guys are the worst class I've ever led (only later did I know that the teacher said this every time he led a class. When we graduated, we would hear the little schoolgirls always bragging about us in class to the teacher)
15. Ah, how come someone did this question wrong again? I've said this no less than three times. Ah, if someone else makes a mistake again, ah, I'll... (Sorry, I was wrong again.)
16. Why are you looking at me? I'm reading.
Why are you reading? Look at me.
17. Why do I always have voices when I talk?
18. No one raised their hand, right? No one raised their hand. I called the roll.
19. Now let's do a set of tests