Yoga asana Sanskrit pronunciation video, super funny joke?
A super funny joke?
The funniest sentence laughs you to be brief.
1. I am losing weight. I neither diet nor exercise. I use ideas. I will lose weight.
2. My future husband is definitely a road nerd, otherwise how come he didn't find me now!
3. I am the gum in your hair, and you want to get rid of me unless you cut your hair.
4. It is not a national treasure but a pair of handcuffs waiting for you to kill the giant panda.
5. If I hadn't beaten you, I would have fallen out with you.
6. We are good friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait until I finish laughing.
7. is the wife important or the game important? Of course, the wife is important, so I only dare to play games, not to beat my wife.
8. I can't talk. If I offend you, come and hit me.
9. The highest state of being a handsome guy is not for you to pick up girls, but for girls to pick up on you.
10. During the morning military song rehearsal, I heard the instructor next door start for the students during the rehearsal. Sing: "We are all pigs as soldiers"!
11. Experiencing a relationship is like eating chocolate. Even if you don't have to pay for chocolate, you have to pay to lose weight.
12. I only trust two people in this world, one is me, the other is not you.
13. The person who rides the white horse may not be the prince, but also the Tang monk.
14. Hearing the clatter of the women's toilet next door, he gazed at the yellow liquid converging on both sides and thought that he finally had a communication with the goddess, so he was in a very good mood.
The African black girl traveled to Shanghai and stayed in a hotel. There was a fire in the middle of the night. The African woman ran out at full speed. A fireman was surprised to see this and said: my mother, alas, she is almost burnt and runs so fast!
1. The chef asked the leader how many people came today and the food was not enough. What should I do?
The leader despised the way: stupid, add salt ah!
2. The ancients practiced martial arts, and the soldiers were proud of the injuries in front of them and ashamed of the injuries in their backs. The former represents attack and the latter represents flight.
Once, when a general showed off the scar on his face in front of the emperor, the emperor said, "I see. You must have looked back when you ran for your life."
3. There was a recruit who could not tell the difference between the front and the left. When the officer saw that he was so stupid, he said to him, "remember: you must learn to use your head in everything, otherwise God will give you a head for what?"
The recruit immediately replied, "to wear a hat."
The officer looked at him contemptuously and said, "I don't see it. You have a high IQ."
4. when he went to a fortune teller with a friend, the master met him first, and then poured a glass of water.
My friend asked, "Master, am I short of water in the five elements?"
The master nodded, then looked at me and took out a bag of Jinchuang medicine.
I asked, "am I short of money for the five elements?"
The master shook his head and asked, "what is Jinchuang medicine for?"
"treat the injury (IQ)."
"Yes, that's what you need."
5. P2P thunderstorm does not matter, come to me, whether it is 100000, 200000 or even 1 million accounts, you can come to me to change a stainless steel washbasin.
6. You can be mediocre, you can be confused, you can be inferiority complex, you can be fat.
You can be untalented, you can be hopeless, you can not be rich, you can not be beautiful.
But I can't!
7. A: "would you please talk about the impact of your parents' marriage on women?"
B: "Don't be a woman like your mother, marry a man like your father, or have children like yourself."
8. The delivery man has arrived. I haven't got up yet. I told him he can leave it at the door.
He: why do you have the feeling of sending food to prison?
I # $@% # $%
I hope my answer will make you laugh a lot. here are some jokes I find funny to share with you.
1. Xiaoyu was caught cheating in the exam, the teacher asked: who did you copy?
The little fish said: I copied the clam.
The teacher said: you are awesome, my ass!
(this is so funny, hhhhhh)
2. Pikachu went to borrow money from the fire-breathing dragon, and the fire-breathing dragon did not let him go to the Jenny turtle, and then the Jenny tortoise said, "No, do you think I can only say Jenny Jenny?"
3. When I went to the canteen to have a meal, I saw a dish that could not be named. A finger: "Auntie, what kind of dish is this?" Through the transparent window, the fat cooking aunt responded with a voice through the glass: "Chicken!" Do you want it? "
Chicken: why do humans have names, but we are all called chickens. Mom: they are all called dead people when they are dead. We have many names when we are dead. Chicken: (happy) what's the name? Mom: Boiled Chicken with Sauce, Chicken Curry, braised chicken, stewed chicken with potatoes, chicken with mushrooms, tender chicken kebabs, Orleans chicken legs
5. The doctor asked, "how did you break the bone?" "there was sand in my shoes, so I held the pole and shook my shoes. A sb thought I was electrocuted, so he gave me two sticks when he went up."
6. The English teacher asked Xiaoming, "Why didn't you hand in your homework today?" Xiao Ming said, "I did it, but I forgot to bring it." The teacher said, "if you don't do it, just say you didn't bring it!" Do you know how to say this behavior in English? " Xiao Ming thought for a moment and said, "no zuo no die!"
7. "the children of poor families were in charge of the family a long time ago. When I was a child, because I had no money to spend, I pawned the whole family."
These are some of the jokes I think are super funny. I hope they can make you happy. Thank you for your reading and support.